mama have you got seaweed?
My big boy, almost 3 and definitely has his father’s enquiring mind.
He is my son, my comedian and my toilet assistant.
Anyone else with a toddler will understand that it is a rare treat to enjoy a bit of quiet time (not yet tweeted in the bathroom but my husband says it’s only a matter of time).
Tonight we discussed the basics of the male and female anatomy.
Big boy “mama have you got a winky?”
Me “no mama is a big girl, a woman, so we have down belows (a phrase his best little girlfriend uses so he gets what it means)
Big boy “no mama you’ve got seaweed!”
Time to book in for a grooming session I think!